Michael Fumento

Okay, you climate change skeptics, try to respond to this.

A just-published study, submitted on April 1, uses an exquisite model to show that just the amount of greenhouse gas emanating from the U.S. Capitol Building each year will contribute to a global rise in temperature of 0.8 degrees Centigrade by 2020. In a press conference, the researchers added that this is expected to rise significantly now that Al Franken has been seated in the Senate.

Aw, c'mon! Would I lie to you?