Michael Fumento

Cindy Sheehan, who may be the only American more desparate for attention than Jesse Jackson and recently compared Hillary Clinton to Rush Limbaugh, says she plans to tie herself to the White House fence to protest the 2,000th death of an American serviceman in Iraq.

"I'm going to tie myself to the fence and refuse to leave until they agree to bring our troops home," Sheehan said in a telephone interview last week. "And I'll probably get arrested, and when I get out, I'll go back and do the same thing."

Arrest her? Goodness, no! That's her exit plan from the fence. Leave her there and maybe the crows will do the world a favor and eat her tongue out.